A time must come in every man's life when he must make a choice between having a moustache and not having a moustache. Well folks my choice has been made (at least for now) and I no longer sport this glorious lip-warmer.
As everyone knows you don't buy a belt from a guy wearing suspenders and I wouldn't expect anyone to buy Adventurous Gentlepersons Premium Moustache Wax from a guy with no moustache. In light of this fact, ALL MOUSTACHE WAX IS NOW HALF-OFF!
Get 'em while supplies last and keep an eye out for new Adventurous Gentlepersons Premium Products in the future.
Hahahaha that pic is gross.
ReplyDeleteAlso you look extremely handsome and are very nice to kiss.